It's been more than two years since DIRTY CHICK was published, so I thought I'd try something new: I opened a brothel.
Don't get all shocked! Prostitution is decriminalized in New Zealand, so the business is super legal. Also, I'm running this little escort agency is a way that supports women and respects their rights. I think of myself less as a madam, and more as a union organizer. For vaginas.
Want to learn more? You can visit The Bach (rhymes with "catch") here.
And yes, I'm writing about it! I'm preparing a book proposal with my literary agency, I'm selling blowjobs, and I'm still making wine and cheese. Actually, recently I got seriously into homemade prosciutto...
Handmade prosciutto: another expensive piece of ass.